Lahne’s Riddles

If a man were paddling down the Canadian River
and he lost his paddle,
how many pancakes in a doghouse?

Seventeen, because ice cream has no bones.

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What’s the difference between a duck?

A vest, because a bicycle has no wings.

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Why is an elephant grey?

Because a blue bird is blue.

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How many philaramics in a platicus rex?

Six.